Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Other Duties as Assigned...

The four little words you never think about when you start a new job. On my first day (almost a year ago), my boss handed me a formal, typed job description detailing all the objectives that I were to accomplish this year. But today reminded me of one little line at the bottom of this document in smaller print and italics..it read, "Other duties as assigned". Those words never rang more true to me than today.....Introducing the Colossal Colon!!!! It is a 40 foot long, 4 foot high replica of the human colon infected with cancer. And my job?!?! Tour guide through it!!

Its too late for me comma however the lesson learned for all of you today is to go back to your "job description" and see if you can get a clarification from your boss on "other duties as assigned"! :)






Just in case you were curious, here we have Stage IV colon cancer..This is me on one of my "tours".


The Colossal Colon!!!!!




Polyp Man!! At least I didn't have to put this suit on! Proof that it could always be worse!! :)



This is my friend Erica from work. She also had the pleasure of crawling through the colon!!

But seriously, if you are over 50 and reading this blog....GO GET A COLONOSCOPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 comments:

Jess said...

There are no words.

Steph said...

i must say, you make that cancerous colon look gooood! ;) never a doll day in the ROCK! ;)

krista said...

no there is not!! Don't you want to come visit the ROCK?!?! :)
Cause I think all these pictures make you wanna....ha

Miss Ruth said...

ahahha this is hilarious :) who is that guy? poor little lad...

xo
rs

adrienne said...

i don't even know what to say! this is hilarious. but i really kinda wish you had to be polyp man because that would probably make me pee myself.

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Meredith said...

abby wants to know what a colon is!

christy said...

I am still upset that I didn't get the guided tour of the colon. I have a mean boss that just works me to hard!:)